[Right now have the face of a clearly upset fishtroll, especially with the way he's breathing right now, and an object that a lot of folks really do not want him to have.]

I... am real fuckin' glad to have this back, I can safely say.

[Upon further inspection... there totally isn't a smear of tyrian purple on his cheek and fin. or on his fingers ( Read more... )

[ The feed is voice at first, recognizably Sollux, sounding cheerfully sarcastic as ever. ]

Hey, Sacrosanct, got something to show you. I figured it needed to be preserved. For posterity and all that shmoopy shit, y'know. Now where's that button?

[ The video feed comes on, and points around wildly for a little bit before a cream and honey yellow ( Read more... )

( fakey fake courier cut )

[Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you have to gush about your kismesis every once in a while.

So anyways, Eridan comes on all yada yada no different from any other day. Well... Almost no different, actually. There was one key difference in his looks from the last time he was on the network, and it was pretty obvious. He looked just like his ( Read more... )

[Feed switches on.... to a pile of blankets? What. The blankets move just a tiny bit, and there's a small groan.]

[Sea dwellers do not get sick, the're too smart and awesome and augh.]

[Yeah that's... not the case for this sea dweller.]

[Meet Eridan, pathetic as ever all curled up in a massive pile that is a lot of treehive's blankets. Peering ( Read more... )

[Hello, Sacrosanct. Have a pair of high-as-balls teenagers. Neither of which is Gamzee Makara, holy shit.

Vriska and Eridan are giggling on the Godhaus couch. Their hands are coasted in gross, translucent green goo - some of which splatters on the feed as Vriska waves to the camera.]

Heyyyyyyyy, everybody! I just. Just wanted you all to know that ( Read more... )

( bluhhh troll text fake cut bluh bluh )

[Hey there Sacrosanct. You're not free from terrible shenanigans at all! For Eridan, it's a little bit different, more along the lines of.... yeah.... Y-Yeah...
Except he didn't even realize he tripped his communicator... and... shit this sounds more like his life on Sacrosanct.
NOT LIKE EVERYONE IN TROLLHIVE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING ... sob. Also what ( Read more... )

( fake cut )

[This shit is taking place right after this thread of course.]

im okay
im fine
theres

theres nothin to wworry abotu for me
im not coughin up rocks or anythin
im as healthy as a skyhorse
i jsut
im tryin a deal wwith some shit okay

im safe wwherei am
dont wwory about me wworry about yourfuckinselvves or somethin

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